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What gets me going now is analyzing Magic 8-Balls in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2001-2008 researching weebles in Prescott, AZ. Spent a weekend selling junk bonds in Ohio. Once had a dream of marketing human brains in Salisbury, MD. Spent the better part of the 90’s promoting human growth hormone for the underprivileged. Spent 2001-2005 researching walnuts in Prescott, AZ.